Toyota’s TV pitchboy Kodomo Tencho: “I’m Gay” « InvisibleGaijin

November 28, 2009

Kodomo Tencho, the star of Toyota’s TV commercials, stunned the Japanese geinoukai entertainment world by admitting he was gay.
Honnie’s Himusho, the leading no-talent talento agency in Japan, issued a statement, “Honnie is shocked, shocked to find that gayness is going on in here.”
“We deny any knowledge of Kodomo Tencho’s gayness,” stated Toyota PR spokeswoman, Perky Oppai, “We just thought he liked wearing brightly colored red jackets and black shorts.”
“Toyota also denies any connection with his gayness and the recall of more than 4 million cars,” continued Oppai, “That was caused by demonically possessed floor mats.”
“I’m gay,” said Kodomo Tencho with a beatific smile, “I’m light-hearted and carefree!”

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